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It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.  The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.

"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled.  "Forget your troubles.  Come in with us.  Then I'll help you get the wagon up."

"That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Awe, come on," the farmer insisted.

"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host.  "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish !" the neighbour said with a smile.  "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."
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