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    Teaching Math

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    Goober Counsellor

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    Bear Hunting

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    She Was Such A Goober

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    Reading Glasses

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    New Neighbor

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    Oily Hair

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    Singing Practice

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    Goober Ring

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    Some Wacky Definitions

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    Scale Convention

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Before going on vacation, I decided on the spur of the moment to have my very long, permed hair cut to a very short style shaved to the neck.

My first day back, I passed my boss in the hallway. "Did you miss me?" I asked.

"Miss you?" he echoed. "Who are you?"

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