A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told.
"But how will I recognize it?" asked the man.
The reply was, "It's the one with all the broken windows."
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Teapot Computer
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Rice Preference
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Dignified Exit
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Steeple Paint
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Burger Change
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Getting To Heaven
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Work Phrases Explained
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Faithful Service Gift
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New Number
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Ironic Call
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Wait Watching
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Brightness In Action
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Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"
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Picking a Winner
The bookie slowly counted out the money into the old lady's wrinkled hands."Lady," he…
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