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    Military Time

    My wife Delores never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she…
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    Army Arrival

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    Get Well Soon

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    Sam's Fishing

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    Baby Wrap

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    Happy Birthday Elsie

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    Phrases for When you Receive Unwanted Gifts

    Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not…
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    Brain vs Brawn

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    Ah, Mozart

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    Ten Minute Wait

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    Mechanic Rate

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    Stray Cat Rules

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    Another Reason Not To Drink

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    Last Minute Turkey

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    Harmonica Gift

    Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to his Uncle…

Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the break.

"We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania," he replied.

"That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word," the teacher said. "Can you tell the class how you spell that?"

Little Johnny thought about it and said, "You know, come to think of it, we went to Ohio."

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