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    Rejected Rejection

    Re: Rejected Rejection Dear Ms. Ezell: Thank you for your letter of July 17. After…
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    Possessed Computer?

    For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers…
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    Just A Kiss Per Yard

    Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy…
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    Third Grade Assignment

    My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My…
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    Car Fire

    I had just pulled into a parking spot at the home improvement store when smoke and flames…
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    Clean Cup

    Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they…
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    12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

    1. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.2. Instead of an…
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    Gravity Situation

    I saw a report recently, about how gravity, which is a non-renewable resource, is…
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    Shakey's Cure

    Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I`ve got trouble. Every time I get into…
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    Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

    Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener. Confused guests constantly mistaking him…
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    Poor Preacher

    After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give…
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    Fire Test

    Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall. Before each…
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    Open Mouth, Insert Foot

    At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist often chatted with…
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    Mess Sign

    A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess read, "Don't Waste Food -- Food will win the…
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    Expecting

    A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following…

*Vacation Term Translation*

In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo...

Old world charm = No bath

Tropical = Rainy

Majestic setting = A long way from town

Options galore = Nothing is included in the itinerary

Secluded hideaway = Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered rooms = Already occupied

Explore on your own = Pay for it yourself

Knowledgeable trip hosts = They've flown in an airplane before

No extra fees = No extras

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