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    Exercise Routine

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    Universal Solvent

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    Punctuation

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*Vacation Term Translation*

In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo...

Old world charm = No bath

Tropical = Rainy

Majestic setting = A long way from town

Options galore = Nothing is included in the itinerary

Secluded hideaway = Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered rooms = Already occupied

Explore on your own = Pay for it yourself

Knowledgeable trip hosts = They've flown in an airplane before

No extra fees = No extras

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