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    Signs You are Broke

    SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"2. Your…
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    Pastor Jim's Bungee Jump

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    Bat Delivery

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    Last Minute Turkey

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    Put or Putt?

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    No Ears, One Question

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    Fore!

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    Dinner Guests

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    Wooden Bayonet

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    Eulogy

    The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked…
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    Pop Please

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    Family Album

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    More Dog Quotes

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    50 Years - 5 Minutes

    On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in front of…
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    Call to Principal

    The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn…

*Vacation Term Translation*

In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo...

Old world charm = No bath

Tropical = Rainy

Majestic setting = A long way from town

Options galore = Nothing is included in the itinerary

Secluded hideaway = Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered rooms = Already occupied

Explore on your own = Pay for it yourself

Knowledgeable trip hosts = They've flown in an airplane before

No extra fees = No extras

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