logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Gladys Pun

    There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on…
  • Default Image

    Essay Woe

    CleanLaugh list member Richard Killey sent me this real life school note dilemma in…
  • Default Image

    Unwritten Warning Labels

    *Unwritten Warning Labels*On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive…
  • Default Image

    Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

    Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when…
  • Default Image

    Strangest Dream

    "I had the strangest dream last night," a man was telling his psychiatrist."I saw my…
  • Default Image

    12 Days of Fastfood

    On the first day of Christmas,My drive through gave to me:A Big Bacon Classic with…
  • Default Image

    Sick Day

    Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a…
  • Default Image

    Honest Mechanic

    I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me…
  • Default Image

    100 GB

    Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the…
  • Default Image

    Bigger Piece

    One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took…
  • Default Image

    Behavior Modification

    One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office.When I walked…
  • Default Image

    Resume Examples

    These are real examples from real resumes:*Reasons For Leaving Last Job*- Responsibility…
  • Default Image

    Full Pockets

    A small boy stunned his parents when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and…
  • Default Image

    Late For Work

    For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a…
  • chocolate1

    Chocolate Calories

    A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a…

*Vacation Term Translation*

In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo...

Old world charm = No bath

Tropical = Rainy

Majestic setting = A long way from town

Options galore = Nothing is included in the itinerary

Secluded hideaway = Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered rooms = Already occupied

Explore on your own = Pay for it yourself

Knowledgeable trip hosts = They've flown in an airplane before

No extra fees = No extras

Powered By JFBConnect