Vacuous Goober

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Klopman Diamond

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the…
Religious Lady On Plane

There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so…
New Car Warning

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his…
Wilderness Trip

The first carload of Boy Scouts had left my house minutes earlier, bound for our…
Fight Lights

I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn't help that…
Artist's Sketch

Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got…
Time To Wave

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting…
I'm Aging Gracefully

I'm the life of the party ... even when it lasts until 8 p.m I'm very good at opening…
Pastor To The Rescue

There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one…
Other Uses for Fruitcake

1. Paint a few white and place them outside on the grass so people won't park on your…
Reap What You Sow

Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture…
Amateur Paleontologist

Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC…
Goober Travelers

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: * I had someone ask for an…
John Will Be Fine

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his…
Two by Fours

Man injured by fallen raccoon A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a…