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    Alternative Baptism

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    Funeral Weather

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    Worker Ants

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    Morning People

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    City Preacher

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    Control Seminar

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    Some Things You Can't Escape

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    Valedictorian

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    September 11 Update

    Dear Cybersalt.org List Members, All Cybersalt.org lists will continue to be silent…

My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home-repair project.

For example, in her garage are pieces of a lawn mower she once tried to fix. So I wasn't surprised the day my other sister, Dianne, and I found our sister attacking her vacuum cleaner with a screwdriver.

"I can't get this thing to cooperate," she explained when she saw us.

Dianne suggested, "Why don't you drag it out to the garage and show it the lawn mower?"

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