logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Vat A Country!

picture of a shopping cartMany years ago, my father was visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time.

He said he wanted to go with me to the supermarket, so I invited him along.

As he went up & down the aisles with me, at the local Giant Food Store, he constantly asked me questions about products he saw.

"Vas diss?? Powdered orange juice??" asked my dad.

I said, "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."

A few minutes later, in a different aisle, dad blurted out, "Und vas dis?? Powdered milk?"

I said, "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"

A few minutes later, in a different aisle, my dad yelled out,

"Und give a look here!! Baby Powder!! Vat a country, vat a country!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Thoughtful Sidney

    Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a…
  • Default Image

    Connecting Chaos

    The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they…
  • Default Image

    Truth About Children

    Truth About Children: - A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning. - A…
  • Default Image

    Buy A Verdict

    Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of…
  • Default Image

    10 Easy Ways To Say No

    I'd love to, but...1 I have to floss my cat.2 I've dedicated my life to linguini.3 I want…
  • Default Image

    Incapacitated

    I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part…
  • Default Image

    Chute Error

    While being transported to basic training as a new enlistee of the Air National Guard, I…
  • garbage cans

    Career Choice

    A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows…
  • Default Image

    CD Sleeves

    My daughter Lili was five when she received a foam CD holder with plastic sleeves for all…
  • Default Image

    What's for Dinner?

    What's for dinner? Can't eat beef......mad cowCan't eat chicken...... bird fluCan't eat…
  • Default Image

    Convenient Robbery

    Tim and Bill were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered the lobby. Not only…
  • Default Image

    Store Safety

    While attending college, I worked evenings at a retail store. On slow nights my co-worker…
  • Default Image

    Leaving the Farm

    A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the…
  • Default Image

    Dun in Texas

    A cowboy (named Julius?) rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.…
  • Default Image

    Does Your Dog Bite?

    A man was standing on the curb reading a newspaper, A great big dog was curled up at his…