logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

VIP Impression

My husband was once employed in the printing division of a large manufacturing firm. One morning, word came from the top that some visiting VIPs would be touring the plant in just a few minutes. All production was immediately shut down as employees scrambled to quickly tidy up the work place.

When the appointed lookout yelled, "Here they come!" fifty fingers that were poised over fifty machine start-up buttons pressed down in unison and blew every fuse in the building.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Untouched for 600 Years

    A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This…
  • Default Image

    Vacation Offer

    A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months…
  • Default Image

    The Law of Parenthood

    There is the Law of Gravity - and then, there is the Law of Parenthood- A child's…
  • Default Image

    Doctor News

    A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told…
  • Default Image

    Keep Walking

    An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.…
  • preacher1

    Who Am I?

    Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we'd drop them off at our church's…
  • dog2

    How Much Are Your Dogs

    If you are not sure what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. It seems this…
  • Default Image

    School Daze

    It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from…
  • Default Image

    Address Change

    My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas…
  • Default Image

    Lost Baggage

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage…
  • Default Image

    Driver's License Examiners

    While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau…
  • Default Image

    License Picture

    A traffic cop stopped a woman for a minor traffic violation. After examining her driver's…
  • Default Image

    Grandma and Computer

    The computer's swallowed grandmaYes' honestly' its true.She pressed 'control' and…
  • Default Image

    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come…
  • Default Image

    VP Moniker

    The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good…