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    The ABC Song

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    Flight Advice

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    Captain Comeback

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    Name Problem

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    How's My Driving?

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    Restroom Use Policy

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    Whale Speak

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    Simple Operation

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    Heavy Housework

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    Monitors

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    Future Price of Roses

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    New Duct Tape

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    Good Robbery

    The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized.…
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    Old Friends

    Amy and Judy are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long…

WARNING!  WARNING!  WARNING!

IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT!!!!  It is EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE and will overwrite your ENTIRE CITY!

The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden horse about two stories tall.  It tends to show up outside the city gates and appears to be abandoned.  DO NOT let it through the gates!  It contains hardware that is incompatible with Trojan programming, including a crowd of heavily armed Greek warriors that will destroy your army, sack your town, and kill your women and children.  If you have already received such a gift, DO NOT OPEN IT!  Take it back out of the city unopened and set fire to it by the beach.

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