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man sleeping1Hush-A-Bye Buddy

(Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby)

Hush-A-Bye Buddy
In our guest room
It's been three weeks now --
Are you leaving us soon?
We'll all miss your snoring
And carrying on,
But please--
Won't you go back
To Boca Raton?

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