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Hush-A-Bye Buddy

(Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby)

Hush-A-Bye Buddy

In our guest room

It's been three weeks now --

Are you leaving us soon?

We'll all miss your snoring

And carrying on,

But please--

Won't you go back

To Boca Raton?

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