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    Bicycle Accidents

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    Skinny Lumberjack

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    Number Married

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    Merchant Captain

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    Mummy Shock

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    Lost Bible

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    Shoebox Doilies

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    Second Opinion 2

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    Job Search Woe

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    Mule Solution

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    Birds and Bees

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    Diagnosis

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    You Know You Are a Bad Cook When…

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A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner...

One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win this election? Because of my 'personal touch.' For example, I always tip waitresses really well and then ask them to vote for me."

"Oh, is that so?" replied the other. "I always tip them a nickel and ask them to vote for you."

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