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    You've Had Too Much Coffee When

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    Say Something Positive

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    Waiting For A Table

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    Interpreting Hotel Brochures

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    Flight Instructions

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    Resume Help

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    Goober Jokes Galore!

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    Skinny Lumberjack

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    Chapstick

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    Freedom Peppers

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    Home Donations

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    Out Of Step

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    Everything is Wonderful

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    Sermon Comment

    After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…
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    Visiting Friends

    Hush-A-Bye Buddy(Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby)Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's been…

Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library.

"You know," said Melba, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymore."

"Too bad, isn't it?" retorted Ken. "It used to lend a little humor to the occasion."

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