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    The friars of Flowers (pun alert)

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    Measuring Hunger

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    Boss Prepared

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    Passing Time

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    Penguin Breakdown

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    Ships Passing

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    NRA Thanksgiving

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    Lariat Training

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    Window Washer

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    Dining Out

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Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library.

"You know," said Melba, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymore."

"Too bad, isn't it?" retorted Ken. "It used to lend a little humor to the occasion."

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