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A man joined the priesthood.  The order he joined could not speak for seven years.  Then they could only say 2 words.  The first seven years passed and they went into a small room.  His 2 words were "too cold".

The next seven years passed and they took him back into the small room and his 2 words were "bad food".

The next seven years passed they took him back into the small room and his 2 words were "I quit".

Good they said, "all you have done is complain."

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