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    Anniversary Card

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    Environmental Problem

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    Rewiring

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    Speeding Juggler

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    Keep Walking

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    Someone At The Door

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    Coast Guard Keeping

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    Doctor's Advice

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    First Things First

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    Without Glasses

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    Mrs. Hunter Jury Duty

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    The Vet and The Doc

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    Computer Dating

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    Rules for Editing

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    Johnny's Prayer

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Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!

Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.

Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.

Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".

Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.

Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.

"Normal": A setting on a washing machine.

Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.

Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.

Boy: A noise with dirt on it.

Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.

Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket.

Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.

Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.

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