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    Nervous Preacher

    A new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous and about ten minutes…
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    New Car Warning

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    Hair Curlers

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    Crowded Bus

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    Y1K Problem

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    Actual Church Signs

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    Baggage Problem

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    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 3

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    Light Confusion

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    Packing

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    Glass Honesty

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    Basic Training

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    Boys In Hospital

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    Getting To Heaven

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    Hiccups Cure

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Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!

Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.

Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.

Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".

Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.

Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.

"Normal": A setting on a washing machine.

Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.

Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.

Boy: A noise with dirt on it.

Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.

Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket.

Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.

Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.

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