logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • man selling tomatoes joke illustration

    Saved by the Tomato

    A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife…
  • Default Image

    Front Decisions

    The Army assigned a group of eminent psychiatrists to determine the best way to select…
  • Default Image

    Get Moving

    While driving with my granddaughter, I was getting annoyed with the driver ahead of me…
  • Default Image

    Military Time

    My wife Delores never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she…
  • Default Image

    Rare Steak

    A cattle rancher went into town on a Saturday night for a sit-down steak dinner. When the…
  • Default Image

    You Get What You Paid For

    During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:…
  • Default Image

    Living History Museum

    Marv took his family to visit a living history museum, which included seeing houses and…
  • Default Image

    Out of Gas Options

    The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to…
  • Default Image

    Even More Musings

    1. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 2. One nice thing about egotists: They…
  • Default Image

    Calories That Don't Count

    Dieting is a lot easier when you factor in recently determined calorie counting…
  • Default Image

    Happy Birthday Call

    A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then…
  • Default Image

    Missing The Obvious

    One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy…
  • Default Image

    Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

    Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when…
  • university

    School Recommendation

    When I went with my daughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed…
  • Default Image

    Homilies To Live By

    Homilies To Live ByGive a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to…

Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!

Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.

Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.

Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".

Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.

Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.

"Normal": A setting on a washing machine.

Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.

Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.

Boy: A noise with dirt on it.

Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.

Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket.

Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.

Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.

Powered By JFBConnect