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    Overdue at the Movies

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    Y2K Backup System

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    Egg Timing

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    Bathroom Break

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    Goober Pilots

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    There's Teacher

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    Horse Talk

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    New Windows Error Messages

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    Natural Antibiotic

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    Deer Hunting

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one…
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    No Horns

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    Call For A Ride

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    Toaster Request

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    Plus or Minus One

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Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!

Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.

Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.

Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".

Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.

Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.

"Normal": A setting on a washing machine.

Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.

Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.

Boy: A noise with dirt on it.

Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.

Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket.

Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.

Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.

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