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    How's My Driving?

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    Train Candy Bar

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    Goober Farmers

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    Who's On First - Computer Version

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    Call Me Tex

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    That's Hospital Coverage!

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    That's It

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    Bad Flight

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    Marine Mines

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    GOLF, n.

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    Backwoods Labor

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    Fishing and Sisters

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    Tailing Truck

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    Bunch Of Laughs

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    Speeding Hymns

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warning sign clownHere are the top five winning entries in the Wacky Warning Labels contest, sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

On a public toilet: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."

"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to forceful injection of water into body cavities, either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft."

On an electric router: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

On a novelty rock-garden set (called Popcorn Rock): "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."

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