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    *Famous Sports Quotes*

    "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman…
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    Black Snake

    It was the first camping experience for Jed.As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went…
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    Gender Smarts

    Diamonds are a girl's best friend.Dogs are a man's best friend.Now you know which gender…
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    Positively Wrong

    A linguistics professor was lecturing his class."In English," he explained, "a double…
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    Photo Apology

    Photographer Ruth Van Bergen specialized in celebrity portraits. One wealthy woman…
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    Y Zero K bug

    Message from: Rome January 18, 1 BC Dear Cassius, Are you still working on the Y zero K…
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    People and Mistakes

    People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes.People who do less work... make fewer…
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    Universal Solvent

    "The father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school…
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    Speeding Excuses

    Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers…
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    Soft Seven

    A young man is paired up with a priest on the first hole at the golf course. When they…
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    Eye Test

    I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the…
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    Moving Smith

    Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "we're doing some…
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    Snack Costs

    My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor…
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    Rough Flight

    The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:"I was on a plane last week,…
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    Classmate Reunion

    While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed…

When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded.

I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book.

I asked again, "How much of a wait?"

The woman looked up from her book and said, "About ten minutes."

A short time later, we heard an announcement over the loudspeaker: "Willette B. Long, your table is now ready."

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