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    Ever Driven a Honda?

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    Longevity

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    One Carton and Six Eggs

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    Mom's Phone

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    Worm Stubborn

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    Methuselah Diet

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    Van Problem

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    Apology Letter

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    Wacky Definitions

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    Beginning School

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    Lost

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When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded.

I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book.

I asked again, "How much of a wait?"

The woman looked up from her book and said, "About ten minutes."

A short time later, we heard an announcement over the loudspeaker: "Willette B. Long, your table is now ready."

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