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    Babies at the Mall

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    Quips to Ponder

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    Passing Pain

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    Baby Help

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    Cat Petting

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    Flight Control Software

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    Think!

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    Senior Driver

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    No Rest

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    Missed Call

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    Season Ticket Swap

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    Birds and Bees

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    Stolen Truck

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    Signs You are Broke

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    Cultural Ages

    A Hebrew teacher stood in front of his class and said, "The Jewish people have observed…

When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded.

I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book.

I asked again, "How much of a wait?"

The woman looked up from her book and said, "About ten minutes."

A short time later, we heard an announcement over the loudspeaker: "Willette B. Long, your table is now ready."

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