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    Accident and Interview

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    Shakey's Cure

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    The Politician Dance

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    Argument Settled

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    Today I didn't Do It

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    Talking Surprise

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    New Appointment

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    This Town is so Small...

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    Isn't That Nice?

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    Classmate Reunion

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    Extra Languages

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An elderly gentleman checked into a New York hotel. The clerk mentioned the phone service the establishment made available for calling guests who wished to rise at an early hour.

"No need for that, young man," snapped the old timer. "I always wake up at five A.M. sharp without an alarm clock."

"Very good, sir," the clerk replied, then asked, "Would you mind calling me at six?"

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