logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Wake Up Call

An elderly gentleman checked into a New York hotel. The clerk mentioned the phone service the establishment made available for calling guests who wished to rise at an early hour.

"No need for that, young man," snapped the old timer. "I always wake up at five A.M. sharp without an alarm clock."

"Very good, sir," the clerk replied, then asked, "Would you mind calling me at six?"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Psychology Course

    During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a psychology course…
  • Default Image

    Jury Excuse

    "Please, Your Honor, I'd like to be excused from jury duty," pleaded an anxious-looking…
  • turkey dinner

    Day of Thanksgiving

    And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the…
  • Default Image

    Three-Sixty 727

    The controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a…
  • Default Image

    Funeral Music

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
  • Default Image

    Golf Discovery

    A wife was getting tired of her husband golfing every Saturday, so she decided to go with…
  • spray can

    Read The Label

    It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised…
  • Default Image

    Just A Kiss Per Yard

    Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy…
  • children play

    Wills Explained

    I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the…
  • Default Image

    Check The Mirror

    Harry was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after…
  • Default Image

    Mail Worker

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • kitchen new

    Fiery Love

    Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they…
  • steak2

    Bigger Piece

    One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took…
  • Default Image

    Picnic Passions

    A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old…
  • paper pen

    14 Letters

    Robert and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence…