This week a man awoke from a coma that had lasted for 62 years.
His first question was, "Who's president?"
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Bus Pole
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New Appointment
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Kitchen Help
The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and… -
Tub Baptism
A friend of mine took her four-year-old daughter to a baptismal service at her church.… -
Prison Sentence
Jimmy was sent to prison for his crimes but he told the warden he wasn't worried at all… -
Cheap Perfume
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Price Reduction
Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per… -
Bulletin Bloopers #2
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Gift Parrot
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Perspective
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Grasshopper in Bar
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A Hi-Tech Litmus Test
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Missing Car Parts
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Calf Birth
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Removing The Dents
A goober left his car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over he checked the car and…
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