This week a man awoke from a coma that had lasted for 62 years.
His first question was, "Who's president?"
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Back To School
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Two Plus Two
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Hostage Situation
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Returned E-mail
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Division of Labor
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Little Tim's Goldfish
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Mint Mom
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Stain Glass
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Nervous Young Minister
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Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher
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Skinny Lumberjack
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Toy Advice
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Garage Wow
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Resume Blunders
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