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You Know You're Getting Old When

You know you're getting there when... Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt…
Prison Riot

The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like…
Wallet Thanks

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following…
Family Album

I come from a large family, five sisters and three brothers.My sisters and I were looking…
Useful Work Phrases

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. I like…
Age Question

A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New…
Jar 47

A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed…
Denture Feedback

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set…
One Per Point

One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"

1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?So you've decided to get yourself a human being.…
Resume Blunders

How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some real-life examples: "My…
Actual Hiker Comments

These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service registration sheets and…
Car Recognition

A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a…
Worm Stubborn

Little Josh was brought to Dr Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr Gill…
TV Quote

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one…