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Heavy Housework

Smith goes to see his supervisor. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning…
No Stairs

An older lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the…
Wrapping Talk

A few days after Christmas last year, my six year old son and I were talking.He asked,…
Prison Joke Book

It was Mickey's first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were in their cells…
Dog Breeding Made Absurd

~ Pointer + Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet ~ Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye…
Fish Fight Story

Doug was describing a 30-pound bass he'd caught recently, after fighting it for three…
Pig Feed

There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the…
Exam Help

The final exam in electrical engineering worried my son, Don. On the last day of class,…
Red Light - Green Light

Ralph and his friend were driving through town when they came to a red light. Cruising…
Goober Flight Lesson

A goober went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all…
Hiring Slogans

Beware of Companies With These Hiring Slogans:"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY": We have no…
Landing Request

There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his…
Freedom Peppers

A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these…
Flight Attendant Trivia

To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia…
Lingering Hug

We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight…