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Homework Problem

One of my third-graders came to school crying. "Jonathan's upset because he couldn't…
Failing Eyesight

An older lady was expecting a gentleman friend to call on her later in the day. She was…
Dog Review

A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash.He stops her and…
How Business Communications Work

How Business Communications WorkMEMORANDUMFrom: Headquarters - New YorkTo: General…
Finishing

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So…
Dead Seagull

A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him,…
Check Your Bill

A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big…
Pants

Doug had always been teased by his friends that his wife was more successful than he was.…
Where'd we get him?

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we…
Cute Baby

When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor…
Public Servant Sentence

"Write a sentence about a public servant," said the teacher. The small boy wrote, "The…
Life and Death

A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:"Remember, the first five minutes…
Cats

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.""In a cat's eye, all things…
Dad Knew

My dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.He told me that he knew…
How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood

How To Know When You Are Ready For ParenthoodMESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa…