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    Vet's Guarantee

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    Warning Sign

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    Birthday Heart Attack

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    Liturgical Response

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    Bank Name

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    Market Conditions

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    Slow-Driving Grandma

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    Fortunate Aged People

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    CD Generation

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    Rustic Dining

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    Wallet Thanks

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A marriage counsellor was attempting to find out something about his patient's attitude by asking her some questions.

"Did you wake up grumpy this morning?" he asked.

"No," replied the woman, "I just let him sleep."
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