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Waking Up Grumpy
Pastor Tim
Published: Sep 25,2006
Read Time: 1 min
A marriage counsellor was attempting to find out something about his patient's attitude by asking her some questions.
"Did you wake up grumpy this morning?" he asked.
"No," replied the woman, "I just let him sleep."
Created: Sep 25,2006
Last Updated: Jul 13,2011
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