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One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt.  When he got in he said to the ticket man: "Sir.  I really need you to do me a favor, I have to get out of this train in Mannheim, but I'm very tired and it is for sure that I will fall asleep.  So what I want you to do is that you wake me up in Mannheim because I have to close a business deal there and it is very important for me.  Here you have 100 francs for the favor.  But I warn you to know sometimes when people wake me up I get really violent, but no matter what I do or say you got to get me out of this train in Mannheim.  Is that clear?"

So the ticket man agreed and took the 100 francs.

Later as the man had said he fall asleep, and when he woke up he realized that he was in Frankfurt.  He was so mad at the ticket man that he ran over and started yelling at him.  "Are you STUPID or something???  I paid you 100 francs so that you wake me up in Mannheim.  And you didn't I want my money back ."

While the man was yelling at the ticket guy, two other guys who were also in the train were looking at them.  One turned to the other and said, "Look at this guy he is mad!"

Guy 2 replied, "Yeah, almost as mad as the guy they made get out of the train in Mannheim."

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