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    Gift Mug

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    Dark and Stormy Ride

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    Zucchini Sign

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    Shower Music

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    Dead Faint

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    Exercise Classes

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    Service for One

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    30 Minutes To A Cleaner House

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    Sunday Complaints

    After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was awful this…
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    Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon

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    Rental Description

    On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver…
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    18 Wheeler

    There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the…
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    Diary Secrets

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    Shirt Note

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Leaving a plush night club one evening, a miserly gentleman walked past the doorman without tipping him.

Never the less, the doorman helped the man into a taxi with a flourish and said pleasantly, "By the way, in case you happen to lose your wallet on the way home, sir, just remember that you didn't pull it out here."

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