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    The Rules of Bureaucracy

    1. Preserve thyself.2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem.3. A penny…
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    Birth Warp

    Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was…
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    Egg Timing

    A friend of mine, a new bride, was on her honeymoon and spent one night at her spouse's…
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    Employee Reviews

    Here's some comments taken from employee reviews."Some drink from the fountain of…
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    Mint Mom

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    Amish Bumper Sticker

    While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage with the following…
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    Politically Correct Statements for a New Century

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded…
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    As Long As We Are One

    My grandson was telling me that he and his three playmates attended different…
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    Dextrocardia Question

    I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up…
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    Scale Pondering

    Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department…
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    Pain Management

    My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted an epidural for pain…
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    Homework Surprise

    My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My…
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    Married Witness

    An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered at him,…
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    Truth About Children

    Truth About Children: - A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning. - A…
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    Bridge Trouble

    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign comes up that reads "Low…

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