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    Fuel Trudge

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    Goober Eye Pain

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    Help Desk

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    Textbook For Sale

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    FROLIC Memo

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    Civil War Re-enactment

    Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's…
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    The Head Hog

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    Tired Mom

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    Guard Dog

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    Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

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    Ball Markers

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    Vacation Time

    Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview…
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    Doctor News

    The doctor took his patient into his office and said, "I have some good news and some bad…
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    Deputy Goober

    The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Goober - who was not exactly the sharpest…
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    Career Change

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