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    Check that Address!

    Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He…
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    Day of Thanksgiving

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    *Food Spoilage Tests For Bachelors*

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    Eat This Up

    Several American nurses were training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. These nurses…
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    Fight Lights

    I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn't help that…
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    Ice Capades

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    Late For Sunday School

    A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt…
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    Heartfelt

    Jimmy was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with…
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    Songs For People Over 40

    *Top 10 Songs for People Over 40* 10. Let's Get a Physical 9. Ain't No Burrito Mild…
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    Horse Batter

    On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a horse with him to add to…
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    Test Crash

    As the test pilot climbed out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and…
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    Chocolate Laughs

    Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The…
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    Prenatal Visit

    A couple was making their first visit to Dr. Mike Wilson prior to the birth of their…
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    Dentist Prayer

    One of my patients, about 6 yrs old, thought it wise to ask her dad to pray for her since…
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    When I Was Your Age

    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one…

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