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    Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work

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    Prepared Chicken

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    Three Chairs

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    Shhhhhh!

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    Ammunition Substantiation

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    New Light Switch

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    "Dilbert Quote" Contest

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    One-Liners

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    Pilgrim Church

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    Mother's Intuition

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    Three Day Silence

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    Millionaire's Driver

    Millionaire: What's your name, driver? Driver: Alfred, sir. Millionaire: I always call my…
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    Dishwashed Verse

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    Car Moving

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