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    Rain or Shine

    It was raining quite hard as U.S. Marine trainees assembled outdoors for a briefing. On a…
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    Two Teas

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    Joining the Church

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    Dog Exercises

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    E-Mail Blessing

    E-Mail BlessingPeace be unto you, your computer and the e-mail you receive this day.May…
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    But Daddy

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    New Survivor

    Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? Here's the details: - 6 Married…
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    Bat Delivery

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
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    Lost Pigs

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    Piranha Spell

    While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked…
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    Methuselah Diet

    Methuselah ate what he found on his plateAnd never, as people do nowDid he note the…
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    Bus Fare to Train Station

    Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?"…
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    Post Card Help

    A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card…
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    Hospital Regulations

    Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while…
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    Anthill Golf

    Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill.Rather than move the ball, he…

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