logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Flossing

    As a dental hygienist, I always encourage patients to floss. During one cleaning, the…
  • Default Image

    Reading Glasses

    I took my 5 year old grandson to the optometrist to pick up his new glasses. The glasses…
  • Default Image

    Insurance Claims

    These are from insurance forms in which drivers were asked to explain their disasters in…
  • university

    Good Morning

    When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When…
  • train station

    No Speaka Da German

    A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed…
  • Default Image

    More Musings

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged…
  • Default Image

    Dough Boy Drive By

    WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated Press) Linda Burnett, 23, was…
  • motel sign

    Economy Motel

    One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I…
  • Default Image

    Saintly Sons

    Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He…
  • Default Image

    I Always Wondered About That

    During a summer break from my studies at an engineering university, I worked in a scrap…
  • Default Image

    Looking For Barney

    A four year old was at the paediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her…
  • Default Image

    The Perfect Worker

    From a reference letter . . . 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2…
  • Default Image

    Busted

    He was a young Pastor and as usual the enemy would try to stir up trouble in the family…
  • Default Image

    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
  • Default Image

    Ten Commandments

    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and…

*Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor*

* The patient before you was a goat.

* Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS.

* He has an assistant named Igor.

* The local bar association named him "Client of the Year."

* Whenever he leaves the room his nurse makes duck noises.

* During surgery he has to keep repeating that "thigh bone connected to the knee bone" song.

* Mike Wallace and a film crew are hanging out in his waiting room.

* He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye exam.

* You can beat him in a game of Operation.

* All his Medical books are from the Time-Life "Do-it-Yourself Series."

Powered By JFBConnect