logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Washing Settings

One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "Texas A & M."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Morning Sickness

    Sarah dropped in on her sister Molly and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring…
  • Default Image

    Tax Colors

    A Dutchman was explaining the red, white and blue Netherlands flag to an American."Our…
  • Default Image

    Salesman Stop By

    One day a salesman stopped by the Jammer Jones farm, knocked, and Jammer's wife Frannie…
  • computer-keyboard

    Computer Acronyms

    For those computer literate souls out there: ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE -…
  • Default Image

    Check Signing

    Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and…
  • Default Image

    Waking Up Grumpy

    A marriage counsellor was attempting to find out something about his patient's attitude…
  • Default Image

    Gate Boarding

    At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement…
  • Default Image

    Remember The Elderly

    The following is a letter received by a pastor from an 86 year old lady. The lady…
  • Default Image

    Ever Riden a Honda?

    A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the…
  • Default Image

    Jack's Will

    Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's last will…
  • knitting

    Knitting Chinese

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Tiger Woods is to golf. She designed exotic…
  • burger

    Burger Change

    I had just finished visiting a friend in the hospital and stopped by a burger…
  • phone help

    IAMS Hotline

    The IAMS Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The…
  • father's day triplets

    Four Waiting Fathers

    Four expectant fathers were in a Minnesota hospital waiting room while their wives were…
  • Default Image

    Name Problem

    It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the…