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    The Night of Tax Day

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    The Day Before

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    IRS Call

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    Better Preaching

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    New and Approved

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    "If It" Office Advice

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    Dayvorce

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    Waiting for Dark

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    Here Kitty

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    The Perfect Worker

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The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: "Watch Your Hat and Overcoat."

Meyer did. He kept turning every minute, almost choking over his food. His pal, Moshe, kept on eating, without thought of his own coat on the hook.

Finally Moshe said, "You, dope...stop watching our overcoats."

"I'm only watching mine," replied Meyer. "Yours has been gone for over half an hour."

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