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    Ode to a Shedding Cat

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    Threatening Letters

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    Setting The Table

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    In the Bag

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    Medical News

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    3rd Grader's Explanation of God

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    Tub Baptism

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    Construction Noise

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    Getting Out

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Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.

"Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?"

"Nothing," replied the waiter. "They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets."

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