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    More Newspaper Bloopers

    Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on "Destructive Pests". A…
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    Career Choice

    A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows…
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    Bear Hunting Preacher

    A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some…
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    Dough Boy Drive By

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    Other Uses for Fruitcake

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    Hair Curlers

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    Prescription Worries

    A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know,…
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    Family Records

    The following was overheard at a recent high society party..."My ancestry goes all the…
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    Enemies in the West

    A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we…
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    Guard Dog Sniff

    My boyfriend, Tim, a mechanic, does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard…
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    Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen

    A friend was lecturing in Latin America. He was going to use a translator, but to…
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    Two Plus Two

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    Homework Help

    "Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my…
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    The Foot Rule

    There is a formula for figuring out how bed space is allocated. It is called the "Foot…
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    Kitten Saga

    The pastor of a local church had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and was…
~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house.

~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.

~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.

~ Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.

~ Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.

~ "Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.

~ Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time.

~ Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.

~ Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs it more than he does."

~ Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."

~ Reverse his contact lenses in their case.

~ Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.

~ Superglue the corners of the pages of his Sport Illustrated magazine together.
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