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    Laundry Husband

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he…
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    Three Important Words

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    Ohio

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    Hot Fishing Spot

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    Cooking Terms

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    The Chief's Wife

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    Moving Smith

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    Party Advice

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    Grandpa's Manners

    "Grandpa, I'm really proud of you," said the modish young lady. "What's to be proud of?"…
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    New Car

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    Children At The Dinner Party

    During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally…
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    You're No Longer A Kid When…

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    CD Entrance

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
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    Basic Training

    After about three weeks in basic training, my husband's unit was not measuring up to…
~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house.

~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.

~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.

~ Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.

~ Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.

~ "Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.

~ Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time.

~ Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.

~ Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs it more than he does."

~ Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."

~ Reverse his contact lenses in their case.

~ Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.

~ Superglue the corners of the pages of his Sport Illustrated magazine together.
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