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    Cow Predictions

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    Vet Bills

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    Cat Sitting

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    Calf Birth

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    Understanding the Metric System

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At a wedding ceremony that I was performing, I raised my hand to give the final blessing.

The bride misunderstood my gesture and surprised me with a high-five.

Not wanting to exclude the groom, I offered him a high-five, too.

I was finally able to get my blessing in, amid the laughter of the guests.

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