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    Medical Opinions

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    Missing Car Parts

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    $0.00

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    Thoughts on Genealogy

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    Wrong Guard

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    Mom, Send Money

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    Brother Review

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    You Might Be an Engineer If...

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    Kid Comments

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    Goober Doubling

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    Season Ticket Swap

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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans

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    Charity Auction

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    Train Candy Bar

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Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter.

At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion.

But after a particularly long pause, he explained, "I'm sorry.  I can't seem to make out what I've written down."

Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

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