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    Time Off

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    Good Old Dave

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    What's for Dinner?

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    Letter From Home

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    Bagel Shop Student

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    If You Go, I'll Go

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    Mowing the Lawn

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Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter.

At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion.

But after a particularly long pause, he explained, "I'm sorry.  I can't seem to make out what I've written down."

Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

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