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    Elevator Repair

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    Birth Warp

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    Innocent Question

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    Well Done

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    More On Candidates

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    Summer Plans

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    Dad Sayings

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    Politcal Quotes

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    Buying Shoes

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    More Bulletin Bloopers

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    Refined Shopping

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    Return Policy

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Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter.

At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion.

But after a particularly long pause, he explained, "I'm sorry.  I can't seem to make out what I've written down."

Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

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