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    Someone Is Knocking

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    Blood Flow

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    Office Visit

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    Bible Answer

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    Crash Report

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    Ode to a Shedding Cat

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    Rice Preference

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    Mellowing Mom

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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