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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 10 September 2010

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Created: 10 September 2010

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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