logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Goober Guide to Household tools

    A goober's guide to household tools: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it…
  • Default Image

    Distraught Senior

    A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office."Is it true," she wanted to know,…
  • Default Image

    Great Eyesight

    An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defence lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see…
  • Default Image

    Hypo Teen

    Our neighbor used the word hypochondriac to describe the phase her teen-age daughter was…
  • F 15 fighter jet

    Recruiting Crisis

    The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a…
  • pig upclose

    How To Lose Your First Case

    A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A…
  • Default Image

    The Night Before Finals

    'Twas the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor…
  • Default Image

    Amazed dentist

    "Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good…
  • Default Image

    Boat Compromise

    My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one…
  • Default Image

    10 Questions

    Our local paper runs a popular column called "10 Questions" that spotlights people who…
  • Default Image

    Wallet Tip

    Leaving a plush night club one evening, a miserly gentleman walked past the doorman…
  • Default Image

    Tree Trouble

    Unexpected cold snaps had destroyed the buds on my father's young peach tree for two…
  • Default Image

    Check The Mirror

    Harry was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after…
  • Default Image

    Gnashing of Teeth

    A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgement Day and, of course,…
  • Default Image

    New Convert Help

    He was not well-educated and rather rough and crude around the edges, but he was recently…

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Powered By JFBConnect