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    Civil War Re-enactment

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    Dog License

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    The Place for Grace

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    Worker Ants

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    Drag Racing Moped

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    Punctuation

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    Did You See That?

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    First I Got

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    Bonus

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    Refrigerator Goals

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    Birthday-Anniversary

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    A Few Shelves

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    Parrot Strings

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    Sermon Comment

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    Kitty Hostage

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picture of weightsSomewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department, admiring a set of weights.

"Please, Dad," pleaded the boy, "I promise I'll use 'em every day."

"I don't know, Michael. It's really a commitment on your part," the father pointed out.

"Please, Dad?" the boy continued.

"They're not cheap either," the father came back.

"I'll use 'em Dad, I promise. You'll see."

Finally won over, the father paid for the equipment and headed for the door.

From the corner of the store he heard his son yelp, "What! You mean I have to carry them to the car?"

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