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    Plane Seat

    It was Judi's first plane trip.Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in…
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    What's Good Tonight?

    Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to…
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    Rain or Shine

    It was raining quite hard as U.S. Marine trainees assembled outdoors for a briefing. On a…
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    Community Newspaper

    Gilbert, South Carolina is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a…
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    Pull Over

    "Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop.The lady complied, and the judge next day…
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    Computer One-liners - Part 3

    Computer One-liners - Part 3Programming Department: Mistakes made while you…
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    Ticket Excuse

    Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers…
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    New Discovery

    The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take…
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    Face Warning

    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped…
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    Card Reader

    "Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny."My mother can," Danny…
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    Out-of-Office Replies

    I don't know about you, but I find those "Out-of-the-Office" e-mail auto-replies very…
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    Hunting Prayer

    The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our…
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    Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

    *Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline*You can't board the plane unless you have the…
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    Rice Preference

    The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of…
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    Cool In The Desert

    Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an…

John was furious when his steak arrived too rare.

"Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say 'well done'?"

"I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever get a compliment."

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