1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. Really means: He was caught cheating on a test.
2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and vitability. Really means: The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes.
3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction. Really means: He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met.
4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating that high expectations don't intimidate her. Really means: The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all quarter.
5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination. Really means: The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away.
6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers. Really means: Your son needs to stop socializing and start working.
7. Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions. Really means: Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment she creates a class argument.
8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers. Really means: He's a bully.
9. An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to explore new territory. Really means: Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond.
10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality. Really means: She's so immature that we've run out of diapers.
11. Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very expressive and open. Really means: He must have written the Whiner's Guide.
12. I firmly believe that her intellectual and emotional progress would be enhanced through a year's repetition of her learning environment. Really means: Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and must repeat the 8th grade.
13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome! Really means: A mouth that never stops yacking.