logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

What a Teacher Means

What a teacher says and what he/she really means.

1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.

Really means: He was caught cheating on a test.

2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and vitability.

Really means: The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes.

3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.

Really means: He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met.

4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating that high expectations don't intimidate her.

Really means: The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all quarter.

5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.

Really means: The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away.

6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.

Really means: Your son needs to stop socializing and start working.

7. Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.

Really means: Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment she creates a class argument.

8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.

Really means: He's a bully.

9. An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to explore new territory.

Really means: Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond.

10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality.

Really means: She's so immature that we've run out of diapers.

11. Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very expressive and open.

Really means: He must have written the Whiner's Guide.

12. I firmly believe that her intellectual and emotional progress would be enhanced through a year's repetition of her learning environment.

Really means: Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and must repeat the 8th grade.

13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome!

Really means: A mouth that never stops yacking.

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Larger Than 20

    A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our…
  • Default Image

    Goober Release

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • girl3

    White Hairs

    One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen…
  • Default Image

    Insured Voice

    A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his congregation in…
  • desk 3

    Seen in the Cafeteria

    At work, my dad noticed that the name of an employee was the same as an old friend. He…
  • Default Image

    18 Wheeler

    There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the…
  • Default Image

    Painted Sunset

    Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying…
  • Default Image

    Flashlight Defense

    A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an…
  • Default Image

    Duck Food

    Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper: No Duck : Do you have any duck food?…
  • Default Image

    Garage Wow

    There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his…
  • Default Image

    Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71

    Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He…
  • Default Image

    Planting Time

    A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some…
  • Default Image

    How Does This Work?

    Bob was on vacation, visiting a Las Vegas casino for the first time. He decided to play…
  • Default Image

    Sermon Overtime

    The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well…
  • Default Image

    Computer Users

    Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate, and Expert. Novice…