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What Does That Mean?

Little Levi attended church for the first time with his buddy, Jimmy.  As the pastor got up to preach, he took off his watch and laid it on the pulpit.

Levi whispered, "what does that mean?"

Jimmy replied, "unfortunately -- nothing!"

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