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    Parachute Training

    While attending US Army's Airborne School.....The Day before our first jump, the…
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    Stern Announcement

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    Listen For The Word

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    Couple Descriptions

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    On The Ball Mechanic

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    Politically Correct Statements for a New Century

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    Day Off From School

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    Foul Suspicion

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    Dog Quotes

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    Ahh, Tourists

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    Head Check

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    You Know You Are Over the Hill When

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    Wrapping Help

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    Committee Praise

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    Food, Family and Philosophy

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An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. "Doc," he says," I am so stricken. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the eyes, congested lungs..."

"Sir," says the doctor, "you complain you have so many things. What don't you have?"

The man answers, "Teeth."

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