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    The FBI Orders Pizza

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    Science Quotes from Kids - Part 1

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    Maranatha

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    Hand Signals

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    Losing New Balls

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    Car Recognition

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    Late For Sunday School

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    Martha's Way vs. My Way #2

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    Someone Is Knocking

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    Swindled

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    Shhhhhh!

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    Speedy Comeback

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    Hair Mission

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    Space Pen

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An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. "Doc," he says," I am so stricken. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the eyes, congested lungs..."

"Sir," says the doctor, "you complain you have so many things. What don't you have?"

The man answers, "Teeth."

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