A Rabbi, a Priest and a Salvation Army pastor walk into a bar.
The bartender says to them, "What is this - a joke?"
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Takes One To Know One
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Race Horses in a Stable
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Worker Ants
The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker… -
Ladder Borrow
My next-door neighbor and I frequently borrow things from each other. Not long ago, when… -
Employee Reviews
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Great Eyesight
An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defence lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see… -
Memento
Friend: "I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?" Woman:… -
Bear Flight
During Operation Desert Storm, I was a legislative affairs officer for Gen. Norman… -
Cough Remedy
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall. The… -
Haircut Plan
I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the barber when would be… -
Car Privileges
David and Bernice had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On… -
Dryer Message
As a lobbyist in Washington, DC, I'd just finished up a meeting with a Congressman when I… -
Checking In
Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant… -
Little Encouragement
The minister was shaking everyone's hand while they were leaving the church. An elderly… -
Signs that the Starship Enterprise is Nearing the End of It's Warranty
- Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.- Digital speedometer on helm console stuck…
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