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A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried…
Dependents

A man submitting information to his income tax preparer was asked how many dependents he…
"Not" Working

Dear Secretary of Agriculture, My friends, Darryl and Janice, over at Jonestown,…
How To Please Your I.T. Department

How To Please Your I.T. Department [A quick check list for those who need to make…
Signs You Are Broke

1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 2. Your idea of a 7-course…
Cheap Loan

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York…
Eye Problems

"Doctor!" whined the patient. "I keep seeing spots before my eyes." The physician…
Dollar Measure

Our mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed, so my brother, Josh, and I decided to…
Kid Quotes

"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."- Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh…
Thoughts on Golfing

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can…
School Days

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to…
Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly her husband burst…
Restaurant Rating

I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls…
Labor Costs

A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with…
Fathering

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are…