A Rabbi, a Priest and a Salvation Army pastor walk into a bar.
The bartender says to them, "What is this - a joke?"
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Dishwashed Verse
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Division Of Brick Labor
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Goober Mom Writes Goober Son
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Government Car
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Lobster Pets
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Fly Catch
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