A Rabbi, a Priest and a Salvation Army pastor walk into a bar.
The bartender says to them, "What is this - a joke?"
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Murphy's Laws for Parents
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Away From His Desk
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Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner
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Late Arrival
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Student Driver
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Sisters at the Superbowl
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Barbecue Forks
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