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What It Means

Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.

She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home, because he was performing an appendectomy.

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl.  Do you know what it means?"

"Sure!  Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the anaesthesiologist!"

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