logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Car-jacking Foiled

    An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped…
  • Default Image

    Morning Tea

    Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.One day, his father told Little…
  • Default Image

    Airport Security

    Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to…
  • Default Image

    Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls

    We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the…
  • Default Image

    Pastor To The Rescue

    There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one…
  • Default Image

    In Both Ears

    "It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but…
  • garage

    Signs Your Garage Needs to be Cleaned

    - It just entered itself in the heavyweight division on BattleBots. - I don't care what…
  • Default Image

    How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood

    How To Know When You Are Ready For ParenthoodMESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa…
  • Default Image

    Never Be Late

    A local priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A…
  • Default Image

    Weddings and Funerals

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling…
  • paramedic

    Awareness Test

    Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented.…
  • Default Image

    Top Nine Stupid Questions Received by the Chap Stick Hotline

    Top Nine Stupid Questions Received by the Chap Stick Hotline9. "Hi, is this the chopstick…
  • picture of a grandfather

    Grandpa's Manners

    "Grandpa, I'm really proud of you," said the modish young lady. "What's to be proud of?"…
  • telephone

    Get Your Sister

    A salesman telephoned a household and a young boy answered. "May I speak to your mother?"…
  • picture of a winter cabin

    Trapper's Stove

    An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern…

Mother's Day photo frameTop 10 List of what Moms REALLY want...*

10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any "floaties" (ie, backwash)

9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother?" way.

8. Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty.

7. A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hi Ya Mom!" just as I put a razor to my ankle.

6. A full time cleaning person - period!

5. For my teenager to announce "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!"

4. A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at the checkout line.

3. To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.

2. To be able to step on a plane with my toddlers and NOT have someone moan, "Oh no! Why me...!"

And the #1 thing that moms REALLY want is.....

Four words: Fisher Price Play Prison

Powered By JFBConnect