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Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.  As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.

They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.  As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked a goober employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?  Would you please pronounce where we are...  very slowly?"

The Goober leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

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