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    Water Dorm

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    Plane Pontoons

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    In the Dorm

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    Sermon Overtime

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    Vacation Cut

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    Skipping School

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    Nervous Preacher

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    Fax Hint

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    How to Make Life Simpler

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    Goober Guide to Household tools

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    The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

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    Refined Shopping

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    Reap What You Sow

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    Funeral Bells

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    School Excuse

    At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and…

One day our Little niece Rita went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come from?"

My sister in law stammered a bit, but finally got her composure. She thought it was time her daughter knew the facts of life. So, she told Little Rita how the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed in the womb and finally how a child was born. As my sister in law gave the whole story, Rita's eyes got wider and wider.

When She was finished, Little Rita said "Wow, that's really neat. That sure beats what Uncle Rusty told me. He said that he came from Pennsylvania."

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