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Two brothers in a small town were well-known as trouble makers.  If there was a problem in town, these boys were guaranteed to be there. 

Their parents finally decided to do something about it.  They called on the priest.  He was known to have success in dealing with problematic behavior.  He agreed to see them, but only one at a time.

The younger brother went first.  He walked in and the priest asked him, "Where is God?" in a mild voice.  The younger brother just sat there.  The priest asked again, "Where's God?" The boy again just sat there.  The priest tried once more, in a very annoyed and angered voice, "Tell me son, WHERE IS GOD?'

Terrified, the boy ran out and straight to his room at home where he hid under the bed.  His older brother came in and asked what was wrong. 

The younger boy said, "We are in big trouble this time.  God is missing, and they think we did it!"

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