More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Dark Parachute Jumps

    Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps difficult and dangerous. So we…
  • Default Image

    Finished Chores

    My parents are both busy professional people and have trouble finding time for chores and…
  • Default Image

    Get-Well Gift

    My wife coordinates get-well gifts for our church members who are in the hospital.…
  • Default Image

    Restaurant Rating

    I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls…
  • Default Image

    Golf Beginner

    A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.Thinking he'd try the game, he…
  • Default Image

    Face Warning

    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped…
  • circus

    Circus Try Out

    A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the…
  • Default Image

    Priory Priority

    The 104-year-old building that had served as the priory and primary student residence of…
  • Default Image

    Three Gifts

    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they…
  • Default Image

    With Friends Like That...

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one…
  • kitchen old

    Hearing Test

    A man goes to his doctor and says "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used…
  • Default Image

    Blockbuster Surprise

    Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When…
  • classroom

    Actual Elementary School Excuse Notes

    * "Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because…
  • Default Image

    Goober on the Loose

    Three convicts escaped from prison. They made it to the downtown of a nearby city but…
  • Default Image

    Lost Friends

    Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to…

Two brothers in a small town were well-known as trouble makers.  If there was a problem in town, these boys were guaranteed to be there. 

Their parents finally decided to do something about it.  They called on the priest.  He was known to have success in dealing with problematic behavior.  He agreed to see them, but only one at a time.

The younger brother went first.  He walked in and the priest asked him, "Where is God?" in a mild voice.  The younger brother just sat there.  The priest asked again, "Where's God?" The boy again just sat there.  The priest tried once more, in a very annoyed and angered voice, "Tell me son, WHERE IS GOD?'

Terrified, the boy ran out and straight to his room at home where he hid under the bed.  His older brother came in and asked what was wrong. 

The younger boy said, "We are in big trouble this time.  God is missing, and they think we did it!"

Powered By JFBConnect