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Whisper Shock

When my older brother was very young, he always walked up to the church altar with my mother when she took communion.

On one occasion, he tugged at her arm and asked, "What does the priest say when he gives you the bread?"

Mom whispered something in his ear. Imagine his shock many years later when he learned that the priest doesn't say, "Be quiet until you get to your seat."

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