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    Purse Contents

    As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the…
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    Babies at the Mall

    A young mother was standing outside a mall holding her six-month-old baby and her…
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    Cheap Loan

    Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York…
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    Forest Fire Fly By

    The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest…
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    Go Easy at First

    Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight…
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    Mint Mom

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    Spelling Information

    "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that,…
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    Pillar Interruption

    The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned…
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    Second Grade Math

    I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about…
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    Early

    Ok, what is the deal with "The early bird gets the worm"? He gets up early, and all he…
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    Bob's Lesson

    Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to…
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    Politically Correct Light Bulb

    "How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?" "Look, I…
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    8-Year-Old Asks

    An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy,…
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    Roughing It

    A friend and his wife were considering traveling to Alaska for a trip that the husband…
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    Rules for Writers

    1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences…

While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother Andy, 3, and pointed to her dad. "That's not your real father," she said, startling the whole family.

"Yes, he is!" Andy replied.

"No, he's not," Jennifer insisted. "God is your heavenly father."

Then pointing at her dad, she said, "That's your homely father!"

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