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    Shoe Fit

    A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the…
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    Four Letter Words

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    But Daddy

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    Job Search Woe

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    Rejected Invitation

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    Liberal Headlines

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    Getting Closer

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    Hymns vs. Choruses

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    Ask Jeeves

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    Hearing Test

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    Whale Speak

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    Freedom Peppers

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    Things You Will Never Hear

    Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio…
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    Age Question

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While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother Andy, 3, and pointed to her dad. "That's not your real father," she said, startling the whole family.

"Yes, he is!" Andy replied.

"No, he's not," Jennifer insisted. "God is your heavenly father."

Then pointing at her dad, she said, "That's your homely father!"

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