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    Sugar Packets Announcement

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    Chow

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    Interview Excerpts

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    Two by Fours

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    Range Cancelled

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    W-a-i-t-i-n-g

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    Arizona Rain

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    Slow-Driving Grandma

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    Investments

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    Flower Switch

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    God Will Provide

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    You're Not a Kid Anymore When

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    Sick Days

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    Kitty Hostage

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    Boat Compromise

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If quitters never win, & winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use.  Perhaps toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?  What are we supposed to do...write to them?  Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

Clones are people two.

No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

As I said before, I never repeat myself!

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

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