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The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.  Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss".  He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said.  "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

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