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A man dressed as napoleon went to see a psychiatrist at the urging of his wife. "What's your problem?" the doctor asked?

"I have no problem," the man replied. "I'm one of the most famous people in the world. I have a great army behind me. I have all the money I'll ever need, and I live in great luxury."

"Then why are you here?"

"It's because of my wife," the man said. "She thinks she's Mrs. Levine."

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