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    Goober Doubling

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Better Grades

    The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite…
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    Flu Prayer

    A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to…
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    Blessed Again

    A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say grace when he opened the…
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    More Cute Kids

    On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small…
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    Pull Over

    "Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop.The lady complied, and the judge next day…
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    Coffee Choices

    In our home we tend to get the children to help out. One day our youngest son came in to…
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    Pie Manners

    In a country home that seldom had guests, the young son was eager to help his mother…
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    Three Chairs

    A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to…
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    Show and Tell

    I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best…
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    Wakeup Fight

    Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to bed not speaking to…
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    You're Not A Monk

    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the…
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    Collateral

    I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a…
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    Shower or Tub

    New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel…
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    Teachers About to Retire

    You know you're a retiree-to-be when... 1. Fellow staff members greet you in the hall…

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24-hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here".  What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM.?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

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