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    Auction Parrot

    One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this…
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    You Know You're Growing Old When...

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    ER Reminder

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    Headstones

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    Special Message

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    Here Kitty

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    Questions Asked at National Parks

    *Questions Asked at National Parks* *Everglades National Park:*Are the alligators…
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    Happy Birthday Ten Again

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    Directions

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    "Brake Down"

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    Preaching Assistant

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    Matchmaker

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    Car-jacking Foiled

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    No Chat Excuse

    After a close friend moved away, we began to communicate by computer. We met each week in…
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    Norma Findlay in Room 302

    A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Michael's Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible…

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation departed.

He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except for Christmas and Easter?"

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

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