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    School Recommendation

    When I went with my daughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed…
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    Rich Uncle

    Two men are talking. One says to the other, "I shouldn't have told my fiancĂ©e about my…
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    Clothes Hamper

    I asked my two-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them into the hamper.He looked…
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    Medical Fraud

    The police recently busted a man selling 'secret formula' tablets he claimed gave eternal…
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    Doctor News

    The doctor took his patient into his office and said, "I have some good news and some bad…
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    Unfinished Quest

    Long, long ago an old Indian chief was about to die, so he called for Geronimo and…
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    Family Problems

    Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of…
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    Sidewalk Preacher

    A sidewalk preacher stood on a soapbox downtown and started a rousing sermon on…
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    Flight Instructions

    During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and…
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    Cake Disaster

    Many years ago my just married young cousin moved into an upstairs apartment and invited…
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    Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies

    1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to…
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    Dish Shopping

    When visiting her family in Los Angeles, a woman decided to explore a trendy shopping…
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    Home Mechanic Tools

    Home Mechanics Tools and their usage: HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the…
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    Picnic Passions

    A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old…
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    Meeting Invitation

    I was telling a friend about my enrollment in a weight-loss program and how excited I was…

An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.

"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend.

"Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90."

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