logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • score table

    Sneaking Into the Olympics

    Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs…
  • Default Image

    Repeat Position

    A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the…
  • firetruck

    Brave Firefighters

    A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the…
  • Default Image

    Some Great Malapropisms...

    "I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder.""You can't pull the sheep over…
  • Default Image

    Hasty Departure

    A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given…
  • boy

    First Date Nerves

    A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks…
  • Default Image

    Alcohol Consumption Warnings

    Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the…
  • Default Image

    Wayward Cessna

    You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high security, super-secret base in Nevada,…
  • boots

    Boot Lesson

    A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on. He asked for…
  • Default Image

    Tow Request

    The minister's car wouldn't start and so he called the garage to come and tow it in for…
  • Default Image

    Memo Differences

    Memo from Director General to Manager:Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse…
  • Default Image

    Finished Chores

    My parents are both busy professional people and have trouble finding time for chores and…
  • mistake1

    Mistakes

    If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake,It is an…
  • Default Image

    Finch Flush

    When my youngest son was three years old, one of his finches died. It was winter so we…
  • Default Image

    The Congregation Replied

    Down in the south, there are many churches known as "answer back" churches. When the…

An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.

"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend.

"Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90."

Powered By JFBConnect